To the Guests at Hotel Hell

Dear Guests,

I am not god. I may look like one, and act like I should be treated like one at times, but contrary to all that, I AM NOT GOD. Therefore, I cannot turn off the rain and warm things up for you. So stop your complaining and deal with it. The sun will come out tomorrow. And no i will not give you a refund just because it decided to pour on your vacation. Hotel Hell may cause all the problems in the world but it did not cause this one.

Also, while I may look like a plumber/electrician/computer technician/carpenter/housekeeper/someone who actually gives a fuck, I cannot fix all the problems at the hotel. Especially not all at the same time. Theres only one of me, and i only work the front desk and solve design issues. I will not rebuild the hotel for you.

If there is a line out the door and both my phones are ringing and i am the only one here, do not give me attitude. Unless you plan on jumping behind the desk and helping me answer the phones and check everyone in and resolve every issue the hotel has I do not want to hear about how long you had to wait. Again, not god, only one of me, can't do everything.

I hope you have a WONDERFUL stay at Hotel Hell. If you have any compliments please send them my way, if any complaints please leave immediately. I don't want to hear them.

Sincerely,

Your Friendly Hotel Hell Slave

PS. No, i'm not in a bad mood. :-P